~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
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Paul, thank you for helping me meet some fantastic people...you don't understand how much you and these other people mean to me...all my best friends I have met through you. ops:
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I wish you'd play the ukulele more! I want to play your uke music on my TIME AFTER ISLAND TIME radio program.
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Look at my list Ways to Annoy a Non-Beatle fan 1. Continuously tell them there FULL names birth dates and places 2. Relate EVERY thing they say to a Beatles song 3. Speak in a Liverpool accent ALL day 4. Answer to nothing other than your Beatle nick name 5. At the end of all of your letters to that person write all my loving your Beatle nick name and PS. I Love You 6. When ever you are around them start muttering a Beatles song under your breath 7. Tell them every little way that there favorite songs and bands are influenced by the Beatles 8. Call into there favorite radio station and request there least favorite or your favorite Beatles song 9. In there favorite café ?accidently? order a Yoko-mocho 10. If they have any close friends or relatives named James, Paul, George, John, Ringo, or Richard accidently call them Harrison McCartney Lennon Starr/Starkey and or worship the very ground they walk on 11.For Christmas and their birthday buy them various Beatles items and or posters if they are posters later that day make sure to help them hang them in there favorite place and secretly put super glue on the back or if they look disappointed when they open there present say ?well I guess if you don?t like it I can take it back? While frequently sniffling and run off breaking in to a sob 13. If you go on a LONG plane flight and or car trip with this person bring your whole collection of Beatles CDs wear your hat, shirt, bring your stuffed Paul and Beatles books which you will read aloud the whole trip 14. Bring your stuffed Paul and hug him at night and mutter in your ?sleep? ?Oh Paul ha ha stop ew oh stop Paulie stop oh have I told you lately how SEXY you are ew and those eyes...? All My Loving, mrspmccartney PS I Love You
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Bwana Paul:
I wish you'd play the ukulele more!
Yes please!! Have a nice weekend.
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Backyard Roadie 85:
Spaghetti with fresh lemonade? Sounds interesting. Don't you use tomatoes?
OMG I have been reading this thread all the way through and I almost died laughing at this post!!
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glass_0ni0n:
I'm a bit bored and a bit hyper so I'm gonna write you a poem, Paul!! You are one sexy mofo Who sure as hell ain't lost his mojo Anyone who dares diss Chaos Is a loser; they're just jealous Your T shirts coloured red Make you look divine, it must be said Though any colour or style renders you yummy Even if you dressed up as a mummy On any subject, a fine song you can sing Paul, baby, you always Get On The Right Thing. Man, that bites!! I just did that on the spot. I blame tiredness and hunger.
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My friends and I all want to meet people for our Christmas wishes Me, PAUL McCARTNEY and RINGO STARR My sister Mary, J.K Rowling My Friend Sarah, Erik/Phantom of the Opera/Hugh Panero/Gary Moyer My Friend Tabbitha, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson (she wished for this in the make a wish foundation(she has heart dease)but sadly they could not deliver) All My Loving, mrspmccartney PS I love you
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Hey Paul! They all saw you and some of them met you, but I only see you on TV and meet you in my dreams (just like last night! I was in your show!). Would you please, make my dreams come true too? Please!! Do it for us one more time... (remember 1993? Well I don't, I was only 3... lol). PLEASE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mrspmccartney:
Look at my list Ways to Annoy a Non-Beatle fan 1. Continuously tell them there FULL names birth dates and places 2. Relate EVERY thing they say to a Beatles song 3. Speak in a Liverpool accent ALL day 4. Answer to nothing other than your Beatle nick name 5. At the end of all of your letters to that person write all my loving your Beatle nick name and PS. I Love You 6. When ever you are around them start muttering a Beatles song under your breath 7. Tell them every little way that there favorite songs and bands are influenced by the Beatles 8. Call into there favorite radio station and request there least favorite or your favorite Beatles song 9. In there favorite café ?accidently? order a Yoko-mocho 10. If they have any close friends or relatives named James, Paul, George, John, Ringo, or Richard accidently call them Harrison McCartney Lennon Starr/Starkey and or worship the very ground they walk on 11.For Christmas and their birthday buy them various Beatles items and or posters if they are posters later that day make sure to help them hang them in there favorite place and secretly put super glue on the back or if they look disappointed when they open there present say ?well I guess if you don?t like it I can take it back? While frequently sniffling and run off breaking in to a sob 13. If you go on a LONG plane flight and or car trip with this person bring your whole collection of Beatles CDs wear your hat, shirt, bring your stuffed Paul and Beatles books which you will read aloud the whole trip 14. Bring your stuffed Paul and hug him at night and mutter in your ?sleep? ?Oh Paul ha ha stop ew oh stop Paulie stop oh have I told you lately how SEXY you are ew and those eyes...? All My Loving, mrspmccartney PS I Love You
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Those are some great ideas!
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Hey Paul You think that you could post on here with us once in a while. I like your music. I like the list of how to annoy a non beatle fan. I guess that is useful when other people say insulting things. about us. One question. Do you ever look and post on other artists sites. Love doris.
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Hey Paul! I really need your help! No, I will not ask you to come to Brazil again... My friend needs you!He lives in Bulgaria (remember Bulgaria? I think you have never been there...) and he is getting depress, sad and lost! His dream is meet you and see your show, but he is giving up of his dreams... he has no hope now!I told him to never give up and to trust you, but I don't know if he will listen to me... and I'm getting very worry... Please show him that you care about your fans on Bulgaria! Thanks for everything! Love Lovely_Gabi
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Hi sweetheart; I hope you're taking care of yourself and getting some R and R.
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hello darling i would just like to send you a big kiss
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paul if you do read the posts how do you fancy Cuddling in front of a big open log fire with a huge christmas tree behind us drinking hot chocolate while listing to soft christmas songs while the snow was falling outside with a very nice 22 year old (me) i will make it snow for you (thats if you like the snow myself i think it is quite romantic
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I fancy a cuddle too, Paul. ops:
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Hello Paul!How are you? Well we just came here to send you a kiss... ops: Love Lovely_Gabi , Amanda , Simone and Samara
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I remember when I was a small boy sitting at a table with a stack of paper to draw and a voice telling me to listen and watch how something in humans works as a poison and makes people upset and angry, and suddenly the air conditioner blew all the papers in a mess and as I gathered them and set them down again the same thing happened and I had a fit and was mad at the air conditioner that was out of reach. The voice was explaining to me that it's not the air conditioner's fault that it's stupid to get mad at an air conditioner and the feeling soured my stomach, and this was the sickness of all humans that is part of an air conditioner that wasn't meant to be in our bodies.
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Hey Paul, Hope you're simply having a Wonderful Christmastime back in England. Enjoy and Happy New Year 2006!
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Hey gorgeous!! Listened to Ram 9 times in a row last night. You rock my socks, baby!!
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glass_0ni0n:
Bwana Paul:
I wish you'd play the ukulele more!
Yes please!! Have a nice weekend.
Paul plays the ukulele?