Favorite Lines From The Movies
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men are idiots
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Jonah Baldwin: In the movies, women are always scratching up the men's back and screaming and stuff when they're having sex. Sam Baldwin: How do you know all this? Jonah Baldwin: Jed's got cable. ~~ Sleepless In Seattle
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"Just because I'm carrying the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends".....Russell Crowe (Virtuosity) "There's got to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is"....(Nash) Russell Crowe (A Beautiful Mind) "At My signal, unleash hell".......(Maximus Decimus Meridus) Russel Crowe (Gladiator)
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Patricia (Meg Ryan) to Joe (Tom Hanks) - "My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement." From 'Joe vs. The Volcano'
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The Sting Johnny Hooker: Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink.
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Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country? George C. Scott as Patton
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Clueless Cher: Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.
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From SOMETHINGS'S GOTTA GIVE: Jack Nickolson and Dianne Keaton Harry: I've always told you some version of the truth Erica: Truth doesn't have versions, okay? Harry: "What is it with you broads...you always want all or nothin" Erica: "I don't know we're just goofy that way" Harry: I've never seen a woman her age naked before Doctor (Keanu Reeves): Your kidding? Harry: Hey, we're not all doctors baby, schmucks are people too
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Okay, this isn't a line per se but a Fab trivia bit... In the 2005 Jessica Alba comedy, "Good Luck Chuck," the building where Chuck and Stu work at is named the Seltaeb building. Seltaeb is Beatles spelled backwards.
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. The Usual Suspects, 1994
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"you have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit" War of the Roses
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"You know, only two good things ever came from England. One: America, two: the Beatles!" - Woody Harrelson as 'Flynn' in Welcome to Sarajevo.
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From Ace Ventura Pet Detective: Lois Einhorn: "I can make your life a living hell." Ace Ventura: I'm not ready for a relationship right now, Lois." Austin Powers: "She's the village bicycle....everybody's had a ride"!!
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The original Superman movie with Christopher Reeve and Margot Kidder. (Lois begins to fall as she lets go of the phonecord from the helicopter hanging off the top of the building. Superman catches her.) Superman: Don't worry, I've got you. Lois: You've got me? WHO'S GOT YOU!!!!
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There's no way, *no way* that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mama in da mouth. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Jackie Gleason), Smokey and the Bandit
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From: L.A. STORY - ( Steven Martin) Harris K. Telemacher: "Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please, start talking at the sound of the beep."
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"My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like every other bloke. I don't want to know." Michael Caine as Alfie
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From 'TOMBSTONE'...... "I'm Your Huckleberry"......Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer)
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From The Devil Wears Prada: "Emily: Oh my god. No, no, no! Andy Sachs: What's wrong? Emily: [on telephone] She's on her way. Tell everyone. Nigel: Tsk. She's not supposed to be here until nine. Emily: Her driver just text messaged and her facialist ruptured a disc. God, these people. Nigel: [points at Andy and whispers] Who's that? Emily: That, I can't even talk about. Nigel: Alright everyone, gird your loins. Did someone eat an onion bagel?"