~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
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Crossover Genius:
Hey, Paul... I'm watching Stevie Riks spoof you. (hope you don't mind). If it helps, he's spot on and the random saprano "doo"s aren't *that* annoying. Anyways. Answer my questions or Stevie Riks recieves a endorsement! -evil laugh-
steve Riks is brill!~ my latest blog posty has 4 vids of Steve doing Elvis & John. Paul, Elvis & David Bowie than Paul again!!~ very very good!!
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Paul, I fractured my elbow and I have to get an x-ray tomorrow. If the machine malfunctions and I get super powers, will you join my super team?
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Happy holiday of Sukkot for you, Paul! My kids added a chair to our sukkah especially for you, so we're waiting for you with kosher wine and vedge meals . The one and the dearest Brian is always with us.
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lol_lennon:
Paul, I fractured my elbow and I have to get an x-ray tomorrow. If the machine malfunctions and I get super powers, will you join my super team?
Well, if he doesn't, I totally will. I have prophetic dreams. -crosses eyes so that dramatic effect is entirely lost- Anyways. -crosses eyes again- Sorry... My arm still hurts. -sigh- I've decided a slight break from the guitar would be logical. Huggles, Pauly. And night-night. Don't let the bed-bugs bite. And sweet dreams!
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Hello, Paulie. I have to get a blood test on Saturday. I'm scared. Will you be at the hospital to comfort me? Of course you won't. But that's Ok. I know you have better things to do that sit in a white room and watch a needle suck blood out of a stranger's arm. If the needle sucks up more blood than needed, will you let me call it a vampire? And no, not those sparkly, hobo-looking ones named *coughEdwardCullensneeze*. Oh yeah, I have one more question for you... Do you ever read these posts or does someone else read it and they tell you if anything interesting pops up? Because I actually found evidence that you DO read the posts from time to time! *gasp* Starting with performing A Day in the Life live... and reading some posts about an album of this year's summer tour... Then again, me and my crazy ideas. I'll leave you to whatever you were doing before you read this. Have a nice day! -Ninja *Throws shuriken and it lands on Robert Pattinson's face* Victory!
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Hello Paul! I wonder what you're doing this fine but chilly autumn day. Will you attend a Masqued Costume ball on Halloween? Read spooky stories to your grands? Do you decorate your house for Halloween? If you drop in on me, I promise no tricks, only treats
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Hey Paul!! Hope you're having a wonderful day! Have you decided who you are going to be for this halloween? Love you!
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Hi Paul, Hope you had a good day today. Would love to meet you and introduce you to my son - you shouldn't miss it !!! I promise **** : )
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Hi Paul, I really miss you. I'm listening to your Live 2002 CD and the long and winding road is on. That is such a beautiful song..makes me think of you. I hope your resting up and just having fun with Bea. Anyway just a little note to let you know I'm thinking of you on this beautiful day. Get lots of rest because I'm expecting you to tour again this summer East coast again Paulie...New York, Maryland etc. etc... c'mon c'mon..let's do it again...SO MUCH FUN!!!!!
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ok time to listen too another Beatles MONO cd! Oh wich one? PLEASE PLEASE ME!!
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Hi Paul.. Got 1 serious and 2 funny questions for ya. Do you think people are generally happy with how their lives turned out?? Do you ever feel fat in your clothes and Do you ever ever cuss when your mad For that matter do you have a temper : :
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harleyblues:
ok time to listen too another Beatles MONO cd! Oh wich one? PLEASE PLEASE ME!!
wow! Please please me is great in mono! listenin to first track Saw her Standing there!
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Now Misery! Paul it's my birthday in a few days, will you finally call me now? Damn this is brill!!! The Please Please me Album...
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(Hey, harleyblues! You haven't been on in a while...I've missed you! 'Tis nice you see you 'round!) Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi. -snickers- I do that to everyone I worship. Only, FanFiction *edits* the reviews, so it takes out all the extra "a"s and "i"s and "n"s and "t"s in Saint's name. Anywho. I directed someone to come here. They read my totally-crappy-but-I-just-had-to-write-it-'cos-it-wasn't-that-bad-of-a-plotline Beatles/Twilight crossover. They said Twilight sucked (irony, yes?) but the Beatles aspect outweighed it, and the Macca aspect made reading it worth it. They then favorited me, added me on their author alert and sent a worshipful review, and I promised an update today. So, that's what I'm gonna do after I spend a bunch of time here... My mom's friends from, like, *years* ago came over last night and the night before (hence why I haven't been on). We played Beatles Rock Band. And they *loved* it. They said they saw the commercials and were curious, but never thought it could be so much (edit out a word here) fun. It was a blast. Then, I was forced into playing the "song" (if such a term can be stretched so far) for them. *Not* fun. I don't like the spotlight. Least favorite place in the world. I'd almost rather a dentists office. Did you know, Paul, that a dentist invented the electric chair? Yikes. So, anyways. We had a pep assembly yesterday at school. Our class is split into two teams because there are so many of us, right? Well, the *other* team is, of course the out-going/creative team, right? And *my* team is the not-out-going/creative team (though we *are* the smarter kids). So, they have their team chant. They're the "dragons". So, they spoofed Queen's "We Will Rock You" into "We Will Burn You" and rewrote *all* of the verses. We had a four liner, an excerpt from our namesake poem, the Jabberwocky that was spoofed just slightly: "Eyes of flame Jaws the bite, Claws that catch, and fight, fight, fight. Go Jabberwockies!" -headdesk- Our language arts teacher wrote it, who's been teaching at Ingleside since the day it opened...in 1950. She's older than *Ringo*. -sigh- So, we failed epically. The other team couldn't even tell what we were saying. They said it was just a garbled mess of noise. Naturally, we could tell *exactly* what they were saying because they took time out all week (an entire class period; a teacher just put all their lessons on hold for this stupid chant) to practice. They were flawless. Even had the "boom boom clap" part down to a science. On another note, we played Chubby Bunny. (you stick a marshmellow in your mouth and try and say "chubby bunny" then you stick another and try and say "chubby bunny", and you go until you either: a) choke and die a gooey marshmellow death b) the PE teacher makes you spit out the half-digested marshmellows c) you can't say "chubby bunny" anymore, in which case you get to eat the marshmellows. -facepalm- It is the most *retarded* game ever. A few years ago, there was a story on the news about someone who died playing that game. A friend of mine's mom works at a hospital. A children's hospital. Every year, *at least* 7 kids die from playing "chubby bunny". What a way to die...a gooey marshmellowy death. Anyways... Have a happy day, Pauly! Filled with thoughts of children dying from molten marshmellow goop! ~CG
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Hiya Cross Over G.~ (thanx for missin me) Ok, so I'm now listenin to the Past Masters of the Mono set of course. I don't like vampires. They remind me of the Devil!!~
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Past Masters awww lovely!!!
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Yeah, I don't like vampires either. Creep me out. Makes me think of Edward. -snarls in general direction- Also *hate* Twilight. It sucks. (irony...irony...irony) Anyways. Paul? Are you a good cook?
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Crossover Genius:
Yeah, I don't like vampires either. Creep me out. Makes me think of Edward. -snarls in general direction- Also *hate* Twilight. It sucks. (irony...irony...irony) Anyways. Paul? Are you a good cook?
of course have you never see the mashed potatos vid?!
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harleyblues:
of course have you never see the mashed potatos vid?!
No! I'm afraid I haven't... That's depressing...
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Crossover Genius:
harleyblues:
of course have you never see the mashed potatos vid?!
No! I'm afraid I haven't... That's depressing...
Here's the link: