The Zodiac Has Two Faces by Susy
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The Zodiac Has Two Faces Aries--You're a driven, determined, hard charging individual certain to succeed in life and love. You know what you want, and how to get it. You're an arrogant brute bulldozing over people and obstacles in an insufferable, obnoxious manner. Taurus--You love beauty, comfort and luxury, are artistic and loyal, sensual and true blue. Appreciative of the finer things in life. You're fat, lazy and lustful and a dilettante, stupid, stodgy and dull, are greedy and money hungry and a disgusting glutton. Gemini--You are charmingly mercurial, loquacious, creative, original, love to travel, are good with words and a lot of fun. You're two-faced , fickle, flighty, flaky, unsettled, shallow, crazy and a talkative motor mouth bore. You get on people's nerves. You're undisciplined and promiscuous--you sleep around. Cancer--You are a colorful chameleon, Cancer, delicate, dignified, self-controlled, charmingly tentative and shy, unimposing and restful to be around. You're annoyingly timid and evasive, frightened of everything, crabby, querulous, skittish, unreliable and ditsy. You are an aggravating pain in the ass, prone to run away and disappear right when you were needed to help out. Leo--You are stunningly self-confident and brilliant, Leo, dominating and lighting up the room and the center of attention to admirers, in the spotlight, assertive and bold, take charge and a true leader. You are a raging egomaniac and a conceited, self-centered trial to endure, a know it all preening peacock, and stuck on yourself. Virgo--a perfectionist, fashionable, unassuming, blend into the background but quietly determined, good at everything, a peach, Miss Perfect or Mr.Perfect. You are prissy and prim, chilly asexual prudish prig who tries to hide fussy control freak ways. It's your way or the highway. (to be continued)
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Libra--You see all sides of an issue and consider all pros and cons very intelligently. You are sensitive and creative, Libra, fascinating, and can be all things to all people. You are a real jewel, not a fake gem. You don't know if you're coming or going, changing your mind every five seconds, and are an eccentric aggravating two-faced culture vulture. Very pretentious and dithering. Scopio--Mysterious, intriguing, clever, witty, keeps other signs guessing, full of enchanting dreams and schemes. Would like to rule the world and is capable of it. You are absolutely a wonderful, captivating, sensual enigma. Vicious malicious Scorpion-tongued, a betrayer, full of jealousy. Sex crazy. You will do anything to anybody as long as it's sneaky. You are the ultimate backstabber, a veritable Judas or Catherine Medici, run! Run! from a Scorpio. Sagittarius--Sag, you are a dreamy enthralling Peter Pan, happy, good-natured, a fun person. A sunny seeker and provider of fanciful frivolities. Everyone's darling and fair-haired child. Playful and inventive, you are the entertaining court jester of the Zodiac. And a petulant childish "Sag the Scalliwag" pain in the rear flitting fecklessly from flower to flower. Everything has to be fun in the sun, or you run. Not reliable unless it's a party. Capricorn--Down to earth, practical, trustworthy, salt of the earth, mature, loves routine and dignity. Industrious and thrifty. Praised as "a decent sort." A crashing bore, a plodder, a spiteful sod, control freak, and a killjoy tightwad as stingy as Jack Benny. Aquarious--Wonder-filled fantastic flower child who serves as the eternal sage, a sagacious seer and spreader of soulful whimsy. A beautiful dreamer. You are everything. It has "dawned" on everyone that you are a total hippy dippy dingbat. Pisces--exalted, high-minded, lover of nature and ethereal philosophies, you can see beyond mundane earth-bound existence into the astral plane, other dimensions and universes. Refined and delicate. You're way out there and usually stoned, are as wishy-washy as a Libra. And Pisces, you are a floundering flounder, "all wet" and an asexual cold fish. --SUSY
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SusyLuvsPaul:
Pisces--exalted, high-minded, lover of nature and ethereal philosophies can see beyond mundane earth-bound existence into astral plane, other dimensions and universes. Wow. Refined and delicate. You're way out there and usually stoned, are as wishy-washy as a Libra and are a floundering flounder and an asexual cold fish.
awesome, love it! I'm totally on another astral plane! Where'd you come up with that Susy? -
Just some of my thoughts. A parody, sort of. Some creative writing. A would-be humor piece I penned. I had noticed long ago the astrological signs each have some less than flattering attributes and aspects. Along with the good stuff. It's mostly all superstition, though, anyway. Of course
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SusyLuvsPaul:
Just some of my thoughts. A parody, sort of. Some creative writing. A would-be humor piece I penned. I had noticed long ago the astrological signs each have some less than flattering attributes and aspects. Along with the good stuff. It's mostly all superstition, though, anyway. Of course
Thats cool, I'm all for that as I hope you know! btw, are you and me cool, in terms of just a fine social attitude? Like, we cool, right?
(I just want to confirm I can even post responses to you and Rahil! I think I might have to stay away or something) 
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Yes, you can write on mine
"MacaROO"--cute. I've called him "Macaroni" before. Maccaroni
