Dohprah Sinfrey Eat-A-Thon Gut-Busters (LOL)
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DOHPRAH SINFREY EAT-A-THON Dope-rah Sinfrey, world-renowned telly show diva, fell off her diet in a spectacular way over her summer holiday with a variety of gut-busting culinary creations which amazed spectators. A sample menu for one day included: 8 a.m. Breakfast--extra large iced orange juice, extra large Cappucino coffee with extra sugar, heavy cream and several refills, tall thick stack of chocolate pineapple pecan pancakes topped with a mountain of real whipped cream, extra nuts and extra chocolate chip bits, oodles of melted butter with generous pineapple syrup and maple syrup, big loaded six egg omelet stuffed with pine nuts, chopped asparagus spears, red onions, olives and lots of melted Jarlsberg cheese, a rasher of fried thick-sliced honey-smoked bacon, two sausage gravy biscuits, and towering whipped raspberry, blueberry and strawberry Greek yoghurt parfait laced with chocolate syrup and Bing cherry bits. 10:30 a.m. Snack--huge hunks of Havarti, Camembert and Brie cheeses along side four nutty glazed candy apples, washed down with big chilled tumblers of ice cold strawberry-flavored milk. 1 p.m Lunch--five big fried salmon patties loaded with eggs, potatoes and Vidalia onions, piles of thick-cut sweet potato fries, green sweet peas with caramelized onions in heavy mushroom sauce, slabs of cheese cornbread cakes soaked in hot honey butter, a giant chef salad garnished with barbecue chicken strips, chopped hard boiled eggs, cherry tomatoes, cheddar cheese bits, pineapple slices, miniature ear of corn pickles, real bacon bits, fat baby Mandarin orange wedges, watermelon pickles, green, red and white pasta ribbons, sour cream Texas Toast croutons and lots of Blue Cheese salad dressing, jumbo pitchers of sun-brewed ice tea with sugar and candied lime slices. Banana pudding, Baklava plate, pineapple upside down cake and chocolate nut squares for dessert. \\
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3:30 p.m. Snack--two foot-long chili cheese dogs, big plate steak fries, fried creamed corn fritters and apple fritters, box of iced pumpkin cake squares, two liter cola with crushed ice 7:30 Dinner--prime rib, New York Strip with mounds of fried onions, filet mignon, goose liver, truffles, ginourmous Russet baked potato loaded with sour cream, melted cheese and butter, bacon bits and caviar, pans of hot buttered dinner rolls, fried mushrooms in red wine, cabbage rolls, stuffed bell peppers, Baked Alaska, Cherries Jubilee, Mississippi Mud pie, cherry brandy pudding, whiskey sours and Miami Coconut Rum cocktails (burp). 12 Midnight Snack--big bowls of sweetened cereal, homemade banana ice cream, decaf coffee milkshakes--Susy (to be continued)
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Doughpra continued her voracious gut-busting ways the next day, after a tortured 12 hours fast she scarfed down, for breakfast: a tall, thick stack of chocolate chip pancakes soaked with heavy syrup and butter and topped with whipped cream; sausage links, bacon, biscuits and gravy, home fries and strawberry tarts, many refills of sweet hazelnut coffee and jumbo tumblers of cranberry orange juice. An early lunch was comprised of turkey and dressing, mashed potatoes with gravy, collards and ham hocks, fried sweet potato fritters, cheese and onion skillet cornbread, hot buttered corn on the cob, blueberry shortcake, pineapple upside down cake and peach cobbler topped with vanilla ice cream, washed down with several two liters of cola. Afternoon snack: two footlong chili hot dogs with trimmings, steak fries, giant pitchers of pink lemonade. Dinner--lobster and other shell fish and spare ribs and filet mignon for "surf and turf," big mounds of cole slaw, large loaded baked potato with sour cream, butter, bacon bits, ranch dressing and melted smoked Gouda cheese, piles of hot butter soaked hushpuppys, fried apple fritters with cream, Mississippi mud pie, strawberry shortcake with whipped cream, large frost-glazed tumblers of sweet sun-brewed ice tea. Nightime snack: jumbo tub of popcorn with hot melted butter and garlic salt, double chocolate Oreo cookies, several glasses of ice cold dark chocolate milk
