Walliebaby's Random Ramblings
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walliebaby:
Darth_McCartney:
walliebaby:
Darth_McCartney:
TEIAM - problem solved
I don't think I get this one...
The original saying is "There's no I in team" so someone just went and put one in there! lol
How did I not catch that? LURVE it!
It took me a few seconds to catch on too! haha
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Darth_McCartney:
walliebaby:
This one is killing me! In the great desert lived a band of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank due to his magnificent beard. His people believed a man's strength and courage came from his beard, and thus the man with the biggest beard was their chief. After leading the band for many years, Benny began to fell uncomfortable wearing the beard, in this hot and dusty land. He wanted to shave it off, so he called his council together to get their advice. When he said he wanted to shave, the councilmen were shocked. One said, "Do you not remember the ancient legend, Sire. The leader who removes his beard is cursed and made into a piece of earthenware." Benny had heard this legend, but being a modern man, he scoffed at the tale. Being headstrong, he went ahead and cut and scraped away his once magnificent beard. As the final whisker was cut off, a huge dust storm came up. It lasted only a few seconds, and when it cleared, there was a man-sized clay vessel where only moments before had stood their leader. The council then knew the legend must be true. Their conclusion? "A Benny shaved is a Benny urned."
That's so daft its funny! I lol-ed!
I need to forward this to my dad. This is just the kind of thing he would choke laughing at.
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Oh wow, this one is just as bad as the Benny joke... There was once an island kingdom whose people were all fabulously wealthy. Even though they could have afforded to live anywhere they wanted, tradition dictated they stay on their tiny island home. Eventually, their king became frustrated and called a meeting of the tribe's elders. He said he wanted them to figure out a way he could enjoy his wealth, and stay within traditional guidelines. After much consideration, the elders suggested he build a magnificent throne. When he objected there was not enough room in his hut for a throne, the elders suggested he call in an engineer to solve the problem. Soon, the king's tiny hut was rigged with an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys. He could lower the huge throne for use during the day, and at night, he could haul the throne up, and lower his bed. This was truly the best of both worlds for the king. Unfortunately, after a few months of constant use the roopes frayed, and one night, the throne slipped and came crashing down on the king, killing him. The wise men of the island recognized a lesson in this experience and added to the lore of their people this statement: "People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones."
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HAhahahaha I love silly jokes! lol New story over in my GD thread by the way! Sharron the Milkman Collecting Sloth. Enjoy!
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U Can't Touch This came on in a bar, and this girl said "Oh my God! I love this song!" "But it's complete weak sauce; how can you love this song?" I replied. "But it's so bad that it's good!" Well, in that case, she'll be blown away by my sexual performance.
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If you're in Thailand and you get the opportunity to get lucky Grab it by the balls!
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When I go to the swimming hall, I always take a Mars bar with me. If the pool seems too crowded, I unwrap the bar and release it to the pool. Nothing clears the pool as swiftly as a long brown thing floating in there.
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Whats my Name?!?
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WixRocks!:
Whats my Name?!?
GEORGE
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WixRocks!:
The crazy drunk
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WixRocks!:
Whats my Name?!?
Captain Chardonnay?
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Gotta love him!
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Darth_McCartney:
Gotta love him!
Obviously! This is the epitome of all that represents Real Love!
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I once lightly toasted my appendix
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WixRocks!:
Darth_McCartney:
Gotta love him!
Obviously! This is the epitome of all that represents Real Love!
A British man smoking a cigar?
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No, someone just mini-speared his face lol
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WixRocks!:
Darth_McCartney:
Gotta love him!
Obviously! This is the epitome of all that represents Real Love!
what one is the nose?
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Urm....hmmm....pass?
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I was reading a book about surgical procedures then realised someone had removed the appendix....
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All of my clothes come with a "Warning: may contain nudity" tag.