Post Anything You Want Thread!
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Geek Pick-up Lines 11. Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love. 10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine. 9. They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor. 8. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! 7. What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this? 6. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable. 5. My 'up-time' is better than BSD. 4. I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company. 3. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. 2. Want to see my Red Hat? 1. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. Geek Pick Up Lines: Part 2 11. You had me at "Hello World." 10. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? 9. You make me want to upgrade my Tivo. 8. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. 7. Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." *waves hand* 6. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime. 5. Have you ever googled yourself? 4. How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping? 3. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth. 2. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel. 1. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. Geek Pick-Up Lines: Part 3 11. I'm attracted to you so much that scientists will begin to doubt the Theory of Relativity. 10. What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this? 9. Resistance is futile. 8. No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first. 7. No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing. 6. I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle. 5. I'd switch to emacs for you. 4. You put the SPARC in my workstation. 3. If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it. 2. We're like SLI. Were great alone, but we'd be so much better together. 1. You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean. Geek Pick-Up Lines: Part 4 11. I have so much love to give you'll have to pipe it through more. 10. Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it's you I find. 9. Do you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you'd be good at pulling cable. 8. I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. 7. Would you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself. 6. You compute me. 5. Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves. 4. But enough about me, let's talk about mu. 3. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves. 2. You've stolen the ASCII to my heart. 1. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
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I concur!
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JennyLP:
I concur!
Me too! Glad you ladies liked it! That's pretty much my diet plan!
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$5 to whoever responds to this within 2 minutes. GO!
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Matthew_Montoya:
$5 to whoever responds to this within 2 minutes. GO!
I am so confused Btw- you can keep the $5....I just wanna see what happens
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McCartneyAngel:
Matthew_Montoya:
$5 to whoever responds to this within 2 minutes. GO!
I am so confused Btw- you can keep the $5....I just wanna see what happens
You replied in 2 minutes. I said WITHIN!
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Matthew_Montoya:
9. They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
I doubled over laughing at that! F*cking funny!
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I loved that one, too! Here's one that I couldn't stop laughing over. I'm not a racist, but this one was funny... 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Hickey's are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roomate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. O.J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth should not be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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Well, you've pretty much managed to offend everybody in the room with that one... But for some reason, this was my favorate...
Matthew_Montoya:
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
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Jonathan:
Well, you've pretty much managed to offend everybody in the room with that one... But for some reason, this was my favorate...
Matthew_Montoya:
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
Yeah, that was a good one! So, how are you doing tonight, Jonathan? Long time, no see!
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Matthew_Montoya:
I loved that one, too! Here's one that I couldn't stop laughing over. I'm not a racist, but this one was funny... 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Hickey's are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roomate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. O.J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth should not be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
HAHAHAHAHAHA okay my friend Charles read that to me over the summer and I almost pissed myself laughing.
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Good, thanks. But it's getting cold here, man... real cold. Makes me tired.
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Jonathan:
Good, thanks. But it's getting cold here, man... real cold. Makes me tired.
You're getting old... Jonathan's not out on a Friday night, with some girl?! Hell has frozen over!
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Nah, gotta go to work tomorrow, to make the $ to spend on that one from Tuesday!
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Jonathan:
Nah, gotta go to work tomorrow, to make the $ to spend on that one from Tuesday!
You pay for "it"??
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JennyLP:
Jonathan:
Nah, gotta go to work tomorrow, to make the $ to spend on that one from Tuesday!
You pay for "it"??
Of course... how else would he get them in bed?!
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HOLY SHIT.....I graduate next school year...are you f*cking kidding me??
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I want peace of mind.
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Rose:
I want peace of mind.
Don't we all? Actually, the Beatles have an unreleased song with the same title from the Pepper sessions. Man, that has to be the trippiest thing they have ever done. Have it on MP3. Love it.
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http://www.madblast.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=12585&scid=0 Hey Montoya.....this one reminded me of you! http://www.madblast.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=6555&scid=0