Post Anything You Want Thread!
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Love STINKS!
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What happened to you?
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UntilAfter5Yrs:
What happened to you?
It just stinks thats all it never goes the way i want it too so since it doesnt go MY way it stinks oh and the J.Giels song rocks(Love Stinks)
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JennyLP:
McCartneyAngel:
JennyLP:
Good morning Jordan....sounds like you are working on your books How are things with you....missed chatting with you.
Good morning Jenny! Yeah I added a bit to the one you've read. I'm insanely excited lol. Things are going quite well at the moment, thanks! How are things with you?
Great....I can't wait to read more. Things are good with me also.
Thanks, Jen! I am glad things are good!!
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It 2:20pm on a Tuesday, July 27 2004 in the cornfields.
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UntilAfter5Yrs:
McCartneyAngel:
Creativity comes in waves man it really does!!
It really does; I've written like five songs since Friday, but then I'll be dry foir another three weeks.
Yeah man I know what you mean! It's a cruel thing to do to writers, huh?
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It is. Do you write?
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UntilAfter5Yrs:
It is. Do you write?
Yeah, I write stories, poetry and I attempts to write songs. Songs are not my area of strength lol. I see you write songs also, and probably much better than me! Do you write other stuff too?
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I've written a few stories.
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"Some people must say I'm infatuated with you I don't care 'cause they really don't know They'll never see or hear the things I do with you So far as I'm concerned they all can go to hell"
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3:23 pm
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1:26 P.M.
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Matthew_Montoya:
1:26 P.M.
It's to late to be 1:26
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Beatman:
It's to late to be 1:26
It's too early to be 3:30 P.M.
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Matthew_Montoya:
"Some people must say I'm infatuated with you I don't care 'cause they really don't know They'll never see or hear the things I do with you So far as I'm concerned they all can go to hell"
Why MATTY...I had NO idea you were infatuated with ME???? KIDDING!!!!!
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blondie10:
Why MATTY...I had NO idea you were infatuated with ME???? KIDDING!!!!!
Keep your fantasies to yourself.
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Matthew_Montoya:
blondie10:
Why MATTY...I had NO idea you were infatuated with ME???? KIDDING!!!!!
Keep your fantasies to yourself.
My fantasies????? You WISH!!!!
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blondie10:
My fantasies????? You WISH!!!!
Yeah, right. How quickly you forget... It was on a mid-afternoon, in late July. The sun was out and there was a subtle breeze. I sat on my chair, sitting in my office as I was eating my grilled cheese sandwich, bowl of strawberries and a custom made shake. Then there was this old "blonde" woman who graced my presence on the internet. She worked at a golf company, in South Florida, near retiring and calling it a career and going into the retirement home. She had a son, who she loved so much, she gave him her job. Anyways, as I talked to this elderly woman, she started flirting with me. At first I wondered if it was just the Geritol talking, but it wasn't. Once her husband called me and told me it was her MPD acting up again, it all made sense. After all, why would any woman go for me? So, after this deep and moving conversation we were having in public, she wanted to take it a step further and wanted to... let's say make it private. So she wanted me to Yahoo! with her. Being the shy person I am, I refused. I had been stood up for those appointments so many times in the past, I couldn't handle the heartache again that came with it. So then she convinced me that everything was going to be alright and that she'd be very gentle and slow with me. Once I found out being gentle and slow was all she could be with me, due to the severe arthritis, I graciously logged on. And then I contact her and she then says, "Hey, Chatty Matty. I've been waiting for you, you sexy hunk!" Then I said "Hey, Birth Canal Val. So, what is this all for?" I mean, I couldn't believe it. Someone actually appeared online! It was a fantasy come true! Finally, after all these years! But then something happened. She didn't respond. I buzzed her. Thankfully, it didn't set off a stroke, but she still didn't respond. I started worrying. And then... and then... That is all for today. Tune in tomorrow to see what happens on the next episode of: "The Continuing Story Of Arthritis And The Yahoo! Man" (Organ music sets in)
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Matthew_Montoya:
blondie10:
My fantasies????? You WISH!!!!
Yeah, right. How quickly you forget... It was on a mid-afternoon, in late July. The sun was out and there was a subtle breeze. I sat on my chair, sitting in my office as I was eating my grilled cheese sandwich, bowl of strawberries and a custom made shake. Then there was this old "blonde" woman who graced my presence on the internet. She worked at a golf company, in South Florida, near retiring and calling it a career and going into the retirement home. She had a son, who she loved so much, she gave him her job. Anyways, as I talked to this elderly woman, she started flirting with me. At first I wondered if it was just the Geritol talking, but it wasn't. Once her husband called me and told me it was her MPD acting up again, it all made sense. After all, why would any woman go for me? So, after this deep and moving conversation we were having in public, she wanted to take it a step further and wanted to... let's say make it private. So she wanted me to Yahoo! with her. Being the shy person I am, I refused. I had been stood up for those appointments so many times in the past, I couldn't handle the heartache again that came with it. So then she convinced me that everything was going to be alright and that she'd be very gentle and slow with me. Once I found out being gentle and slow was all she could be with me, due to the severe arthritis, I graciously logged on. And then I contact her and she then says, "Hey, Chatty Matty. I've been waiting for you, you sexy hunk!" Then I said "Hey, Birth Canal Val. So, what is this all for?" I mean, I couldn't believe it. Someone actually appeared online! It was a fantasy come true! Finally, after all these years! But then something happened. She didn't respond. I buzzed her. Thankfully, it didn't set off a stroke, but she still didn't respond. I started worrying. And then... and then... That is all for today. Tune in tomorrow to see what happens on the next episode of: "The Continuing Story Of Arthritis And The Yahoo! Man" (Organ music sets in)
ROTFLMFAO...................... HOLY SHIT....I am Speechless!!! YOU are such an ASSHOLE....I gotta love ya!!!! Tooo funny!!!
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