GENERAL CHAT THREAD
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fan9091:
I was channel surfing the other night and came across "Bones"...it was the last bit of the show...your guy got shot So I'm guessing the season must be over and that is the 'cliff hanger', but it seems still early in the year.
Dear god, I know, I watched the episode too yesterday!! It's the second to last episode so we get one more next Monday. Seasons are over so soon this year with only 12 to 16 episodes for each show because the writer's strike messed everything up : Tomorrow morning I'm watching the finale of Supernatural as well (also only 16 episodes this season *grrrrr* and it's going to kill me dead! I can't believe a tv show is doing all these things to me! And then comes the HUGE hiatus until September. : I'll just have to stare at pictures of Jensen and Jared all summer.
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fan9091:
blondie10:
hey Tina I had to look this up because I do not even know what the punishments are!! ops: But it does not look too severe... http://www.duipenalties.net/floridaduipenalties.html#01
It looks about as lame as Oregon. : Some countries slap a person with a HUGE fine and jail time for a first offense. I think it's a good idea, if people knew they would be screwed if they drove drunk they might think twice.
I'm glad Norway is one of those countries. Driving is not allowed if the blood-alcohol concentration is above 0.02%, Then you get a huge fine and driver's license suspended. If it's more than 0.05% you get at least three weeks jail. The fine is one and a half monthly salary, never less than $2,000. The driver's license will be suspended for at least a year.
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ROTFLMAO!!! HAPPY THURSDAY PEEPS.. OK...beware ALL MALES of this board reading...this could be TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR YOU!! But we gals at my job are CRACKING up at this letter sent out by a woman in Texas...I have NO clue if it's true but supposedly it IS...have not checked SNOPES for it's validity SO .....read with caution but it IS hilarious!!!!! This is an supposedly an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing? As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swing s, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.' Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep. Always. . Best, Wendi Aarons Austin , TX
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Happy Thursday y'all! [size=7]if there's anyonoe who has a visit from Aunt Flo; have a happy period...
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fan9091:
franni:
vlivantje:
I have a spare ticket
Cool down Evie : Audrey has offered him 2 tickets so he brings Therese with him :
Life sucks sometimes...
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Svenn:
Happy Thursday y'all! [size=7]if there's anyonoe who has a visit from Aunt Flo; have a happy period...
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blondie10:
Svenn:
Happy Thursday y'all! [size=7]if there's anyonoe who has a visit from Aunt Flo; have a happy period...
We don't have Aunti Flo but Granny
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franni:
blondie10:
Svenn:
Happy Thursday y'all! [size=7]if there's anyonoe who has a visit from Aunt Flo; have a happy period...
We don't have Aunti Flo but Granny
Granny is visiting? haha... Here we say Aunt Red.
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Svenn:
franni:
blondie10:
Svenn:
Happy Thursday y'all! [size=7]if there's anyonoe who has a visit from Aunt Flo; have a happy period...
We don't have Aunti Flo but Granny
Granny is visiting? haha... Here we say Aunt Red.
Or the Russians
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dont know know if you will find it in snoops but i read it years ago still making the rounds
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or the Red Army... click...
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vlivantje:
Bjorn Karlsson:
Hey Evie, 11th, I am gonna be having a party with my colleagues that evening spending the night away...
Evening of the 12th better? Or I could try to make it to Uppsala on the evening of the 1Oth, but I suspect it's going to be late then, 'cause I need to take the train from Lund to Stockholm, then to Uppsala...maybe 12th is better...
Forget about Uppsala and Stockholm. You've already been there. Come to Oslo!
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franni:
blondie10:
Svenn:
Happy Thursday y'all! [size=7]if there's anyonoe who has a visit from Aunt Flo; have a happy period...
We don't have Aunti Flo but Granny
Granny??? As in juicy red Granny apples??? makes sense!!
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audrey:
dont know know if you will find it in snoops but i read it years ago still making the rounds
I had a feeling it was old.... I live by snopes now ....I remember once I e-mailed all my friends about people stealing your kidneys ....they put you to sleep and you wake up in a bath tub...still alive but with you KIDNEYS cut out.. : (how gullible am I) I was freaked out and thats when I found out about snopes... ops: ops: :
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g'nighIamouttahereseeyawhereiseveryoneit'ssodeadherehaveyouevertriedtypinglikethisquicklyandnotleavingaspaceit'sveryhardtodo!!!
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oh my god I have made the page too big....SORRY!! bye
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blondie10:
ROTFLMAO!!! HAPPY THURSDAY PEEPS.. OK...beware ALL MALES of this board reading...this could be TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR YOU!! But we gals at my job are CRACKING up at this letter sent out by a woman in Texas...I have NO clue if it's true but supposedly it IS...have not checked SNOPES for it's validity SO .....read with caution but it IS hilarious!!!!! This is an supposedly an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing? As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swing s, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.' Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bulls**t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always. . Best, Wendi Aarons Austin , TX
ops: ops: ops: not laughing at you just laughing with you
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but then laughing at her can be so much more fun j/k hi andy, nice to see ya here in the peaceful part of the board........ where we not only laugh at each other but laugh at ourselves as well hey, you roundhouse folks, someone posted this on another link http://www.abload.de/image.php?img=vlcsnap-535103pk.png thought you might recognize the sign??? dont ask me, i know nothing...... and i dont see myself anywhere in that shot
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now that i think of it though, that girl looks somewhat familiar...........actually i was talking to her the other day, she is sending me her oyster card for bruce to use when we are there...........she says hi to all and right now is jealous and not afraid to admit it
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audrey:
now that i think of it though, that girl looks somewhat familiar...........actually i was talking to her the other day, she is sending me her oyster card for bruce to use when we are there...........she says hi to all and right now is jealous and not afraid to admit it
Say hi back!