Give us a nudge will ya'
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I used to love citizen smith ....and the two birds off man about the house Just been on a site called overheard in Liverpool ( to rude for here ) " 2 guys in a queue with a fat bird infront of them. Her phone starts beeping. One guy turns around to his mate, ?Run, it?s fucking reversing!!?"
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Janr Fonda and the begiining of Barbarella....
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(LOL) can you place in here all or some of 'girl on a motorcycle' starring marianne faithfull and alain delon? 1968 movie i think
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SusyLuvsPaul Only GOAM stuff I could find thanks to the usual violation blah blah......
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A trailer for one of my favourite movies......very strange tale......'SEX and LUCIA'
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thanks, david i didnt think 'girl on a motorcycle' was all that great, cause it didnt have much of a plot. i just wanted to see it cause faithfull was in it. wondered if you could put in an 'are you being served?' episode and a 'waiting for god' episode sometime if you can find them. especially the latter, for some odd reason, i find that a rather relaxing, comforting telly show. 'are you being served?' is funny i recall seeing a brit sit com, parts of it i really liked, once called 'solo' about a single british girl and if you could dig that up it would be quite something...it was entertaining 'sex and lucia' looks like a hot flick--'lucia' the actress who plays her was in that horrible movie 'spanglish' with adam sandler & tea leoni, and cloris leachman. i say 'horrible' but i found myself watching it twice (on a t.v. cable channel)...i guess i couldnt believe my eyes, LOL...it was so corny and cheesy hee hee, could you find part of 'deep end' starring macca's one time squeeze jane asher or part of 'the daisy chain' starring asher... or some 60s brit telly show starring asher?
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SusyLuvsPaul Hellooooo!.... Here's a couple of episodes of 'Are you being served' for you to watch.........tried to find 'Waiting For God' but sadly nothing, just one 2 minute clip.
If you like AYBS then here's a couple more shows by the same writer David Croft (he wrote with Jeremy Lloyd and Jimmy Perry at different stages in his career)..... ......'Allo Allo'.... .....and 'Hi de Hi'..... .......and 'It ain't half hot mum'....... -
Marianne Faithfull........'As tears go by'......
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oh thanks ever so praps i too can rustle up something...will give it the old college try... ooooooh doubtless molly sugden is giving 'em a laff up in heaven, and the gay guy john lyndon... makin' the angels weep and roar with heavenly laughter, he's precious ...i hope wendy was able to shake off her dull draggy 'pauline fowler' character once she made it through the pearlies...i got tired of her character on 'east enders' (i didn't want her to perish, though!) perish the thought everybody in 'are you being served?' was a hoot
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I'm living in the past this afternoon....in fact every bloomin' day.....we're going back to a time when Adolf's evil goosesteppers were making mischief and on their way to a damn good hiding by the Brits, Yanks and the rest of the fine ladies and gents of the Allied forces......The Second World War......
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I get sick of people mithering me when i am doing jobs... " youve missed a bit" " ive some at home needs doing when youve finished that" " you would be better if......" Ect You would think some people have never seen someone work before So this comic creation is bang on the button
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The first line is always The boy stood on the burning deck......now it's your turn (insert your jokes here)>>>>>> Here's a couple of my favourite funny versions.... The boy stood on the burning deck a pocket full of crackers one went off between his legs and blew off both his knackers!..... his voice was all a quiver He gave a cough, His leg fell off And floated down the river...... Eating a tuppenny Walls, A bit dropped down his trouser leg And paralysed his balls........ Playing a game of cricket, The ball flew down his trouser leg And hit his middle wicket...... Picking his nose like mad, He rolled it into little balls And flicked it at his dad..... When all the rest had fled, And when his feet were burned away, He stood upon his head.... and The Classic....... The boy stood on the burning deck Whence all but he had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck Shone round him o'er the dead. Yet beautiful and bright he stood, As born to rule the storm; A creature of heroic blood, A proud, though childlike form. The flames roll'd on...he would not go Without his father's word; That father, faint in death below, His voice no longer heard. He call'd aloud..."Say, father, say If yet my task is done!" He knew not that the chieftain lay Unconscious of his son. "Speak, father!" once again he cried "If I may yet be gone!" And but the booming shots replied, And fast the flames roll'd on. Upon his brow he felt their breath, And in his waving hair, And looked from that lone post of death, In still yet brave despair; And shouted but one more aloud, "My father, must I stay?" While o'er him fast, through sail and shroud The wreathing fires made way, They wrapt the ship in splendour wild, They caught the flag on high, And stream'd above the gallant child, Like banners in the sky. There came a burst of thunder sound... The boy-oh! where was he? Ask of the winds that far around With fragments strewed the sea. With mast, and helm, and pennon fair, That well had borne their part; But the noblest thing which perished there Was that young faithful heart. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nursery Rhymes next...... Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was black as ink, And everywhere that Mary went, The lamb would make a stink. Mary had a little lamb, You've heard this tale before; But did you know she passed her plate, And had a little more! Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its bum, And turned its wool to nylon. Mary had a baby bear, That followed her behind, And everywhere that Mary went, She had a bear behind. Mary had a little lamb, She thought him very silly, She threw him up into the air, And caught him by his, Willy was a sheepdog lying in the grass, Down came a bumblebee and stang him on the, Ask no questions, tell no lies, I saw a policeman doing up his, Flies are a problem, wasps are worse, That is the end of my silly little verse. We three kings of Leicester Square, Selling tights at tuppence a pair, Oh how drastic, no elastic, Not very safe to wear. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candle stick, Silly boy should have jumped higher, Goodness gracious: Great balls of fire. There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, She said, "With my pension, that's all I can do. It may be substandard, but just down the block, I know an old lady who lives in a sock." Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, All the king's horses, and all the king's men, Had one clucking big omelet. Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, To get her poor daughter a dress, But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, And so was her daughter I guess..... and finally.... We four Beatles of Liverpool are, John on bus, and Paul in a car, George on a scooter, blowing his hooter, Followed by Ringo Starr. I have waaaaayyyyy too much time on my hands at the moment.....
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Pure self indulgence......
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a really fab thing to see would be a few recent episodes from 'east enders' we're about two and a half years behind on east ender episodes, in the states which is tragic. would be magic to see some of the latest new shows. if somebody can unearth some and link here, would be super really smashing & i'd strive to reciprocate with something funky. (LOL) it occurs to me i could look them up myself on youtube, LOL, perhaps there's not a special 'british youtube' which is off limits to other countries (laughs)
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SusyLuvsPaul Soz.......no can find any Beastly-benders. The Beeb are too watchful of folks grabbing the programmes and sticking 'em up on the net..... In the mean time......a movie from the 1950's.....'HELL DRIVERS'.......starring the very young Patrick McGoohan, Herbert Lom David McCallum and someone called Sean Connery........whatever happened to him? This could have been a disaster of a movie but it is top notch.....it has now turned into a classic.
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Another timeless B&W classic......Alan Bates and Hayley Mills in 'Whistle Down The Wind'.....love the theme music on this.....
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.......and talking of great movie themes....one of the best by Lulu......'To Sir With Love'......with the truly great actor Sidney Poitier and the delicious Judy Geeson.
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Right one more to keep you lot of reprobates off the street corners over the next few nights......a big bit of soppy for the girls.....'Truly, Madly,Deeply'.....with Alan Rickman.......two boxes of man sized tissues should about cover it.......and for the boys? There's Champions League Footie on the TV tonight....
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Found this.....you'll love it....'P'tang Yang Kipperbang'......
Great....that was my school.....except without the girls and a lot more funny shaped balls.....