Give us a nudge will ya'
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This is a national scandal........
I blame Tory B-Liar......and Bush. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233330/Dr-David-Kelly-Six-doctors-demand-inquest-death-weapons-expert-prove-murdered.html It was obvious he was murdered.....so why the cover up? And will another inquiry actually give us the truth and the assassins? Some more stuff.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1233337/DAILY-MAIL-COMMENT-How-Blair-bullied-way-illegal-war.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233353/Blair-Bush-orchestrated-obsessed-witch-hunt-Saddam.html The whole thing stinks!
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GYPSYGIRL I hope you are feeling better today.
David, thanks for the update on Dr.Kelly. Never did believe he committed suicide.
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david mitchelson:
hey_kittay I wish you'd learn to type properly, that should have read.....'we can declare David ninny of the month'.......that's the award I normally get.....
Pinny of the month! The only one I have shrunk in the wash, what do I do? Do I wear the smaller one, none at all or give up the opportunity to be the first page three pinny-up?.....
I think you should wear the itsy-bitsy pinny...leaves a little something to the imagination. I can see it now...
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hey_kittay .....'I can see it now'. What? From all the way over there!....
You have got good eyesight haven't you.....
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david mitchelson:
hey_kittay .....'I can see it now'. What? From all the way over there!....
You have got good eyesight haven't you.....
I can still see in my right eye pretty well!
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Oooo, me too....
My left one is pants........although it has got a silicone disc in it. I am Steve Austin, six million dollar man (more like six cents....or in my case no cents.....
). They have the technology to rebuild me. If only they could give me a bigger.....ahem!.....BRAIN. What did you think I was on about?.....
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Oh my Lord, Jennifer Aniston is releasing a yoga fitness DVD for Christmas...
....I think I'm gonna need to lie down or I may faint.....
Well, that's my early Crimbo present sorted.....
I might not be around for a while.....
I mean what a choice...
: ....come on here and post or just sit locked away in my padded cell with Jen on the DVD player? No contest!......
I know she's a Macca/Beatle fan and friend of Paul's so I wonder if she's looking in? Any chance of a personal demonstration of your yoga skills......could you teach me? Any chance of a date? You can review my posts on here if you need to suss me out, decide whether I'm suitable or not. There might even be one or two people on here who would give a me a reference. Then again, perhaps not.....
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going the tiger woods route? (aren't you wed?) well...to each his own, like the man who kissed the cow (
). hee hee (i guess you want to kiss a cow--sorry, jennifer)
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Ah, sadly for me the wife is a wise woman and has set her heart on another....George Clooney. He doesn't know it yet but she's already got her eyes on his small holding and has taught the wee one to pick GC out in a line up.....
.......and you think I've got it bad.....
So Jen, if you want me just set up the wife with GC and I'm yours. She'd be better for him than the types he normally shacks up with.
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hey kittay & my darlin' David, thanks! You both are super! Things are so much better. Life has a nasty way of creepin' up & suckin' ya down in the mire sometimes. David, I need to fly you here for at least a week. You'd be good meds for me! My wonderful husband told me to go out & buy a new dress for the Crimble party on Fri & he'll pay for it! I picked out a cute red velvet dress trimmed with maribou. It's off the shoulder & a bit short. So I'm going to wear my gold lame leggins & my ruby glitter heels. Trendy & not slutty.
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Really looking forward to this one...In theaters Christmas Day...
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Nudge nudge for fudge was that good enough love doris.
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GYPSYGIRL....
First off......Bugger Life!! If it wants a fight give it one.....smash it's bloomin' face in!! Hey GG, that's the ensemble I'm trotting out at Christmas, although mine is on the shoulder number left over from a party in the early 1980's when I was going through my cross dressing New Romantic phase. It hasn't got maribou but it does still have Malibu down it coz I'm cheap and I refuse to pay the cost of the dry cleaning....
I decided against an off the shoudler dress so as not to show the hair on my sunken chest and drooping, rounded shoulders.....who would find me attractive in that? I've gone for a pair of killer two inch high heels with built in compass to help me find my way home when I've imbibed too much falling down water. It also has a tracking device secreted away by the wife so she can keep an eye on me and where I am.....it's like she doens't trust me or something....
....It also contains knives in the toes like Rosa Klebb in 'From Russia With Love'. But unlike yourself.....a woman of discerment, a lady.....I'm going slutty! Why should I change the habits of a lifetime now, this late in life? My works Christmas party will once again this year be a quiet affair.....it'll be just ME! Well I'm freelance and work by myself so I'll pulling my own cracker (something I've been doing since I was 12 so there should be no problems) and eating all the sweet mince pies (veggie of course) and best of all, I'll get all the beer....
...(although I will have to pick up the bill for the whole sorry affair..
). As for the ticket over to be your Doctor (Love or Gynecologist....you choose....
), make it one way, and throw in a zed-bed and free veggie breaky and you're on....
As for Nudge Nudge for Fudge......
How did you know my wife's chat up line doris?.....
Ta ta for now......off to watch Jennifer Aniston's yoga DVD....
......I may be gone some time....
Yours, with whatever you'd like..... Diana Boredom
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David, David, David, "Dahling you are simply mahvelous!"
And esp for you, David dearest, Jennifer Anniston! ta da! ttp:// -
Here's a science fiction news show called InSight. Some episodes have a bit of real science news, too. The latest episode, 26, (as of posting) has news of lab grown pork at around 14:30 min into the show.
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GYPSYGIRL How do lass....
I spoil you lot.....No Ta Da....
Jennifer Tube no worky worky.....drat!.....
I stuck my Jen on the Christmas thread.....she'd be yummy here with a nice chilled Christmas champagne and my roaring log........fire.....
I'd imagine you Girls have opted for a prone Paul on your fake sheepskin rug this Crimbo....thought so....
Here you go ladies.....don't get toooo carried away....
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David, 3 Jens for u, hope they work.
My dress came today! I tried it on & it is so short, I have to wear leggings with it - I wouldn't be able to sit, bend, dance or do anything else in it except for stand rooted to one spot. They should've described it as more of a short tunic to be worn over something else. Luckily I have a lovely pair of gold lame leggings to wear underneath - my husband would never let me out of the house otherwise! -
GYPSYGIRL If you could find some vid's that concentrate on the area just above the ones on those Tubes I'd be extremely grateful and exhausted....
The vid posted on the Tube a couple days ago with her head attached to another naked womans body etc.....WELL!!....
I want to kiss her feet.....in fact any part of her would be open to smooches....Phew! Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?....
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David, heading your way!
As for the rest of you lot, a little holiday cheers:
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It's Crimble......and to kick off the festivities we're rocking on down with the true voice of Christmas.....BING.....
Good Lord, it's me Dad in the next vid....No, not Chandler Bing you uncultured swines....
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......BING CROSBY!
.....my dad was the spitting image of a young Bing. If anyone ever does a painting of me I want it to be in the same style as the first pic up in this video......COOL!......(ditch the pipe though!).....
And the greatest Christmas song of all.....no contest.....