Favorite Lines From The Movies
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Sam Smith: (he has infiltrated the tomatoes and is eating with them) "Hey, can somebody please pass the ketchup?"
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From the first Naked Gun: Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous. Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun. Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally? Frank: I used to have that problem. Jane: What did you do about it? Frank: I just think about baseball.
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From Fun House: Mrs. Harper: ...I don't see why you wanna waste your time with a guy who works in a filling station. Amy Harper: It's a first date, Mama. We're not getting married.
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From the movie Help! Superintendent: Allow me. I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way, you know... James Cagney... (imitating Ringo on the phone) Hello, there, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab. What is it that I can do for you, as it were, gear fab? George: Not a bit like Cagney.
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From the movie, The Pride of the Yankees... Lou Gehrig: People have to live their own lives. Nobody can live it for you. Nobody could have made a baseball player out of Uncle Otto, and nobody can make anything but a baseball player out of me.
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From the movie, Shall We Dance... We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet. I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things. All of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying, "Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go unwitnessed because I will be your witness.?
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Queenie: I sit in the subway sometimes, on buses, or the movies, and I look at the people next to me and I think..."What would you say if I told you I was a witch?" Bell, Book And Candle
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Peter Fonda as Terry Valentine in the Limey (also starring the amazing Terence Stamp): Did you ever dream about a place you never really recall being to before? A place that maybe only exists in your imagination? Some place far away, half remembered when you wake up. When you were there, though, you knew the language. You knew your way around. That was the sixties. [pause] No. It wasn't that either. It was just '66 and early '67. That's all there was.
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Anthony Hopkins as Charles Morse in the Edge: "What one man can do, another can do. " also.... "Never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane. " also... "They died... saving my life."
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From the Odd Couple: Felix Unger: The man puts his ketchup on his salad. Oscar Madison: So? I like ketchup. It's like tomato wine.
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Bruce Lee from Enter the Dragon: Don't think. feel. It's like a finger pointing away to the moon.....Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all of the heavenly glory!
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Moonstruck Loretta Castorini: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been two months since my last confession. Priest: What sins have you to confess? Loretta Castorini: Twice I took the name of the Lord in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiancee, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store, but that was really an accident. Priest: Then it's not a sin. But... what was that second thing you said, Loretta?
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Lightning McQueen: He won the Piston Cup Tow Mater: He did what in his cup?
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"Doc, there's not enough road to get to 88mph" "Where we're going...we don't need roads."
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"I wish I knew how to quit you".... BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
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Mama Mia Sophie: You took mom's guitar! Harry Bright: Um no, no I borrowed it. I bought her this. It cost me ten quid plus my Johnny Rotten T-shirt. See here - where is it? Ah yes
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"You must know...surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you...you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on." ~ Matthew Macfadyen as Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice (2005)
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Jabberwocky:
Lightning McQueen: He won the Piston Cup Tow Mater: He did what in his cup?
I love Pixar. Carl Fredricksen: Do you want to play a game? It's called See Who Can Go the Longest Without Saying Anything. Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game! Alpha: Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now? Young Ellie: [to a young Carl] You don't talk a lot. [pause] Young Ellie: I like you! (Young Ellie was so cute!) Dug: My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you. [he jumps up on Carl] Carl Fredricksen: Wha... Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel! [looks to distance for a few seconds] Dug: My master is good and smart. All from Pixar's new movie, Up. Which is amazing!
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50 First Dates:
Henry: I see you're sitting here by yourself, and I was wondering if I could join you for breakfast. Lucy: Oh, that would be nice, but I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry. Henry: You're making up a boyfriend just to get rid of me? Lucy: No. I'm not. Henry: Oh yeah, what's his name then? Lucy: Ringo. Henry: Oh yeah? What's his last name, Starr? Lucy: No. McCartney.
The movie also features "Another Day", which means "Another Day" is the first Paul song I heard.
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Monty Python's Life of Brian: Boring speaker in street (Michael Palin): "There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock. "