Happy New Year!!!
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It’s finally 2020..I'm old, worn out, & I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out, where’s the beef, or how to get to Sesame Street. Don't know why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps, why all the flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!! Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails. What does the fox say or why “abbreviated” is such a long word. Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons. Or why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections & why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to??? Why does The Alphabet Song & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, why did you just try to sing those two previous songs??? And just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo? Can you hear me now? And do you really think I am this witty??? I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old classmate’s mailman!!! Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy & Paste, enjoy your day!!!
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oobu24 wrote:
It’s finally 2020..I'm old, worn out, & I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out, where’s the beef, or how to get to Sesame Street. Don't know why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps, why all the flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!! Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails. What does the fox say or why “abbreviated” is such a long word. Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons. Or why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections & why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to??? Why does The Alphabet Song & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, why did you just try to sing those two previous songs??? And just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo? Can you hear me now? And do you really think I am this witty??? I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old classmate’s mailman!!! Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy & Paste, enjoy your day!!!
I needed the laugh.I saw this yesterday on Facebook!
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Nancy R wrote:
oobu24 wrote:
It’s finally 2020..I'm old, worn out, & I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out, where’s the beef, or how to get to Sesame Street. Don't know why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps, why all the flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!! Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails. What does the fox say or why “abbreviated” is such a long word. Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons. Or why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections & why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to??? Why does The Alphabet Song & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, why did you just try to sing those two previous songs??? And just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo? Can you hear me now? And do you really think I am this witty??? I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old classmate’s mailman!!! Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy & Paste, enjoy your day!!!
I needed the laugh.I saw this yesterday on Facebook!
Yep & so much of it is true!
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Nancy R wrote:
oobu24 wrote:
It’s finally 2020..I'm old, worn out, & I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out, where’s the beef, or how to get to Sesame Street. Don't know why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps, why all the flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!! Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails. What does the fox say or why “abbreviated” is such a long word. Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons. Or why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections & why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to??? Why does The Alphabet Song & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, why did you just try to sing those two previous songs??? And just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo? Can you hear me now? And do you really think I am this witty??? I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old classmate’s mailman!!! Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy & Paste, enjoy your day!!!
I needed the laugh.I saw this yesterday on Facebook!
The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle
oh my! Love this Oobu
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Paul said "Have the happiest of New Years! Paul x" https://www.paulmccartney.com/news-blogs/news/special-new-years-message-from-paul
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Happy New Year Wishes
it seemed like just last year when I was saying the same thing.
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*raises hand* I spent all day in my PJs with my pets and also ate pizza!
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oobu24 wrote:
Happy New Year!
With pets, yes. Happy New Year Everyone!
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Welcome back Fan4! Where you been?
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2023
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@njr HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023 🥳
to all the Maccaboard people. Love your picture Nancy! Skipped the New Years Eve crowds however hope to get there this week! Hope the Christmas lights are up for photos.
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@admin 2012 was crap. They built the London Olympic Park on the site where I lived as a child. Pulled down my grandmother's house. It was at my grandma's house I saw The Beatles for the very first time, in 1963. So 2012 was sh!t
This e mail is in response to admin asking about what we thought of 2012. Strange to ask that in 2023, but there you go.
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@love2travel said in Happy New Year!!!:
@njr HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023 🥳
to all the Maccaboard people. Love your picture Nancy! Skipped the New Years Eve crowds however hope to get there this week! Hope the Christmas lights are up for photos.
Thanks! You hope to get up to where?
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@wandy said in Happy New Year!!!:
@admin 2012 was crap. They built the London Olympic Park on the site where I lived as a child. Pulled down my grandmother's house. It was at my grandma's house I saw The Beatles for the very first time, in 1963. So 2012 was sh!t
This e mail is in response to admin asking about what we thought of 2012. Strange to ask that in 2023, but there you go.
Wandy, they were asking about 2012 on Dec. 31, 2012! The post from @admin was 10 years old!
This board has been around for about 20 years.
Sorry 2012 was $hit for you. In 2012 I went on my first Beatles cruise (1st cruise ever actually) and met Tony Bramwell, Laurence Juber, Tim Piper (John), Gregory Piper (George), John J. Hepburn (Paul) and a guy who played Ringo whose name escapes me. They were the tribute band and Tim did a solo John show too. Only about 100 of us out of thousands of passengers on the Oasis of the Seas (Royal Caribbean) had our own private parties and events. The tribute band did play for the entire ship in the big theater. -
@wandy @NJR @oobu24 @Fan4-45years @love2travel @Yankeefan2 @thefoolonthehill and other. Happy New Year to all late. Sorry about that.
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