RIP...for all that have passed
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This says it all...God Bless Her Heart!!!...LOL My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her right breast. It turned out to be a trick knee. Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. I'm glad that beauty is only skin deep. Otherwise, I'd be rotten to the core. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. They say that housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off. Be nice to your children because they will be the ones who will choose your rest home. The reason there are no women football leagues is that 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Photos of me don't do me justice. They just look like me. The best way to get rid of kitchen odors is to eat out. Robert Redford once asked me out. I was in his room. I have so little money in my bank account that my scenic checks show a ghetto. My cooking is so bad that my kids thought Thanksgiving was in memory of Pearl Harbor. You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. Cleaning your house while your kids are still at home is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. I asked the waiter if the milk was fresh. He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. His finest hour lasted a minute and a half. No matter what you look like, marry a man your own age. Then as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. If it weren't for baseball, most kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. When the pro tells you to keep your head down, the real reason is so you can't see him laughing at you. Tranquilizers only work if you follow the instructions on the bottle - keep away from children.
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SurSteven Such great one liners. She was just on a show last year with Rosanne Barr & they said that Phyllis could drink them all under the table. A woman in her 90's. I gotta go & find that clip...here it is:
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walliebaby:
david mitchelson:
Dear wonderful Phyllis and I are from the same generation even though I was born 44 year after she was! She modelled herself on me. Still all these years later, and whilst typing this and raising a glass to this witty woman with class, I look remarkably like Phyllis in that photo liverpoolbride.... A fantastically funny woman who will be much missed.
I actually gave the photo a thumbs up as I thought it WAS you, David.
We are all glad you cleared that up..
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David Thomas Jones, better known as Davy Jones of Monkees fame, passed on Feb. 29, 2012. Rest in peace, Manchester Cowboy.
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Jerry Nelson ( voice of Count von Count,and Herry Monster on 'Sesame Street) dies at 78
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blue jay hey:
Jerry Nelson ( voice of Count von Count,and Herry Monster on 'Sesame Street) dies at 78 http://www.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large_lightbox/hash/1345815692_5607_Jerry_Nelson_and_the_Count.jpg
Sad News! Jerry was also the voice of another favorite, Sherlock Hemlock. Our thoughts and prayers are with Jerry's family and friends.
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Another phenomenal teacher has graced us with his life...and left us sad with his passing.
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what a special card there Jen! Love it.
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oobu24:
what a special card there Jen! Love it.
Thanks. I found it on a friend's Facebook page and fell in love with it.
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i like that one len its sooo sad at the same time
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RIP Neil Armstrong. First man on the moon.
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edcrawf:
RIP Neil Armstrong. First man on the moon.
RIP, 1st man on moon is probably now in the heavens.
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oobu24:
edcrawf:
RIP Neil Armstrong. First man on the moon.
RIP, 1st man on moon is probably now in the heavens.
So very sad to hear the sad new... Neil Armstrong was a very humble man... Here's a link of him first setting foot on the MOON!!
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RIP Neil Armstrong, a true legend.
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cfergoid:
RIP Neil Armstrong, a true legend.
Just heard the news...so sad... Is it just me, or has the past week been full of celebrity deaths?
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One of our American news outlets got Neil Armstrong's a bit wrong when they were reporting his death...check out who they said died instead: http://gawker.com/5937870/nbc-news-reports-on-death-of-astronaut-neil-young
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walliebaby:
One of our American news outlets got Neil Armstrong's a bit wrong when they were reporting his death...check out who they said died instead: http://gawker.com/5937870/nbc-news-reports-on-death-of-astronaut-neil-young
astronaut neil young...well is being high count? lol
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oobu24:
walliebaby:
One of our American news outlets got Neil Armstrong's a bit wrong when they were reporting his death...check out who they said died instead: http://gawker.com/5937870/nbc-news-reports-on-death-of-astronaut-neil-young
astronaut neil young...well is being high count? lol
I'm waiting for Neil to have a comeback to this report...
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walliebaby:
oobu24:
walliebaby:
One of our American news outlets got Neil Armstrong's a bit wrong when they were reporting his death...check out who they said died instead: http://gawker.com/5937870/nbc-news-reports-on-death-of-astronaut-neil-young
astronaut neil young...well is being high count? lol
I'm waiting for Neil to have a comeback to this report...
Who knows? He might report finding a Cowgirl In The Sand while Rocking in The Free World. It could all be under a Harvest Moon as well.