Favorite Lines From The Movies
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Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him. Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk. Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Inigo Montoya: What's that? Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change. The Princess Bride
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From The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Tuco: "Why do you work for a living, and then kill yourself working?"
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"I can't carry the ring Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you!" Sam in Lord of the rings 3.
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FROM the film: 'MOMMIE DEAREST' - Joan Crawford: "Did you scrub the bathroom floor today??....DID YOU!!!!!??? Christian Crawford: "Yes, Mommie". Joan Crawford: "Yeeess, MOMMIE ...WHAT"!!!!????? Christina Crawford: "Yes, Mommie Dearest" Joan Crawford: "WHEN I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME THAT, I WANTED YOU TO MEAN IT"!!!!!!!
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Braveheart...Favourite Movie ever, it may be full of historical inaccuracies but the romance of the story is there to be seen for all. William: We'll make spears. Hundreds of them, long spears. Twice as long as a man. Hamish: That long? William: Aye. Hamish: Some men are longer than others. Campbell: Your mother been telling you stories about me again, eh? Gaurd: Volunteers coming in! Faudron: William Wallace, we've come to fight and to die for you. William: Stand up, man, I'm not the Pope. Faudron: My name is Faudron. My sword is yours. I brought you this. [reaches for something, Hamish tries to stop him] Gaurd: We checked 'em for arms. Faudron: brought you this. [pulls out sash] My wife made it for you. William: Thank you Stephen: [laughs, speaking heavenward] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. All right Father, I'll ask him. [To William] If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen? Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty? Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. [Heavenward] Yes, Father. [To William and Hamish] The Almighty says don't change the subject, just answer the fucking question. Hamish: Mind your tongue. Campbell: Insane Irish. [Stephen pulls a sharpened stag's horn and holds it to the throat of Campbell] Stephen: Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man. William: That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer your question is yes - if you fight for me, you get to kill the English. Stephen: Excellent! Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not on my island of course. More's the pity. Hamish: Your island? You mean Ireland. Stephen: Yeah. It's mine. Hamish: You're a madman. Stephen: [laughs] I've come to the right place then. In the year of our Lord, 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.
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Continental Divide: Ernie Souchak: I've never seen such big balls - and I'm from Chicago.
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Rutger Hauer (as Roy Batty in the 1982 film Blade Runner). Among his last lines in the film: Roy Batty: "......All these moments shall be lost in time. Like tears in the rain." As he's saying it the rain is just pouring down in the final scenes. Really amazing. Also an amazing film, for those who haven't seen it.
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Nat'l Lampoon's Vegas Vacation: Hoover Dam Guide: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions? Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
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Christmas Vacation: http://wilstar.com/midi/tirade.wav
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Brother Sun, Sister Moon: Bishop Guido: So what do you want? St. Francis of Assisi: I want to be happy, I want to live like the birds in the sky. I want to experience the freedom and beauty that they experience.
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"Little did he know" means there's something he doesn't know...that means there's something you don't know. Did you know that? - Prof. Jules Hilbert, Stranger Than Fiction
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Kate & Leopold Leopold: Are you suggesting madam that there exists a law compelling a gentleman to lay hold of canine bowel movements? Police Officer: I'm suggesting that you pick the poop up.
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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? Mr. Bennett in Pride and Prejudice (Sorry if someone else beat me to it. Couldn't sit here and read through 15 pages).
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27 Dresses Kevin: [helping Jane practice saying no] Jane, give me fifty bucks. Jane: No! Kevin: Jane, it's fifty bucks. I'll pay you back. Jane: No. Kevin: [takes Jane's hand] Jane... I *need* you to give me fifty bucks. Jane: [hesitantly] No? Kevin: Eh... not bad. Can I have your drink? Jane: Sure. [beat] Jane: No! Oh, no... Kevin: [laughing] You were doing so well!
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""This guy is a professional." James Dean's cameo-appearance and one of the first lines he spoke in a movie (it was James Dean's second movie-appearance, although they did not give him a credit because his role was very small). From the Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis-movie Sailor Beware.
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"i'll be seeing you" - the notebook
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From The Matrix: Morpheus: I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice. Neo: You could say that. Morpheus: I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he's expecting to wake up. Ironically, this is not far from the truth. Do you believe in fate, Neo? Neo: No. Morpheus: Why not? Neo: Because I don't like the idea of not being in control of my life. Morpheus: I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there. Like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about? Neo: The Matrix? Morpheus: Do you want to know what it is? Morpheus: The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, or when go to church or when you pay your taxes. It is the wool that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. Neo: What truth? Morpheus: That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Remember, all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.
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Okay you c*nts... Let's see what you can do now! - Hit Girl, Kick-Ass
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From my favourite film Johnny English: Johnny: 'Why did you go up that pipe?' - or something like that, anyway - 'There was a perfectly good ladder beside it.' The situation is that Johnny English himself actually climbed up that sewage pipe and got waste spattered all over him, but Lorna Campbell shoved him in a shower to wash it off. Then Johnny's assistant Bogh or Bough or however you spell it - I forgot - is also spattered with waste after climbing up the same pipe to rescue Johnny and Lorna. After Johnny says this, Lorna, who is holding her nose, gives him a very pointed look and it is so hilarious.
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"Why has there been no one to the moon yet?" Frank Sinatra in Ocean's Eleven (1960).