Misheard Lyrics
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That was so funny! I also cracked up over "I thought my Mom sat on you" (I've got my mind set on you)
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PianoMan "There's an old man sitting next to me Making love to his tiny man Jim.' Correct lyrics: There's an old man sitting next to me Making love to his tonic and gin.
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Take It Away In the Ardennes watching the show correct: In the audience watching the show
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Billy Preston - Nothing From Nothing "I'm a soldier in the wormhole mythology" Correct: "I'm a soldier in the war on poverty"
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This One A cod is riding upon his back Correct Lyrics: A god is riding upon it's back
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AbbeyRoadCrosser:
This One A cod is riding upon his back Correct Lyrics: A god is riding upon it's back
I like that better!! The THIS ONE / THE SWAN thing doesn't count of course as he's deliberately messing there. Still not sure how that chorus relates to the rest of the song. Intriguing...
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Joe Walsh, Life's Been Good "My mother, Rowdy, does one eighty five." Correct: "My Maserati does one eighty five."
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I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze" yet "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy..." real lyric "'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky..."
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Looks like GypsyGirl beat me to that Jimi Hendrix lyric, but that's okay, as I just like telling that to anyone who will listen. It just makes me laugh. ) I seem to recall a Gloria Estafan song (I think) about everybody doing the conga, and she sings it so fast that I would just mumble a lot of the lyrics "Come on, everybody let's do the conga, mumblemumblemumble any longer, mumblemumblemumble conga..." oops
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walliebaby:
I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze" yet: "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy..." real lyric: "'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky..."
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Karma Chameleon by Culture Club "I'm a man, without conditioner..." Correct lyrics: "I'm a man, without convictions..."
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GYPSYGIRL:
Karma Chameleon by Culture Club "I'm a man, without conditioner..." Correct lyrics: "I'm a man, without convictions..."
The former probably fits better with our friend Boy George...
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Manfred Mann "When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, all the bitches gonna run to him." Correct lyrics: "When Quinn the Eskimo gets here,all the pidgeons gonna run to him."
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I used to think in 'Jet' he was saying Chet! Imagine my confusion.
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Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin "There's a wino down the road" Correct Lyric: "And as we wind on down the road"
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Back in the USSR On the way the paperback was on my knee. Man I had a dreadful flight. Correct: On the way the paper bag was on my knee. Man I had a dreadful flight.
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Handle With Care "Beef me up and fatted ram" Correct lyrics: "Been beat up and battered 'round"
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In some songs, when you listen to them, it sounds like they are singing something different than what the lyrics say. How many paul songs like this can we find? I'll start. First there's the infamous Polygon/bodygun in Hi Hi Hi. I also found one on my own. In Only MaMa Knows, instead of "my mama laid down", I hear "Marmalade me down"
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I think there was a thread titled misheard lyrics....was that it?