QUOTE OF THE DAY
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(This one is funny -- notice the year it was said) I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. ~~ Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1958
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Jabberwocky:
(This one is funny -- notice the year it was said) I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. ~~ Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1958
How times have changed
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A friend of mine on Facebook posted this as her status update: "noise is a life saver, silence is a sound barrier. Scream and shout. Save us all." I don't where she gets them from, but all her updates are great quotes!!
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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off"........Johnny Carson
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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets"........Dave Edison
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Only the mediocre are always at their best. ~~ Jean Giraudoux
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"Joke 'em if they can't take a f--k" --Socrates (or was it Plato? One of them)
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"To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals." ~~ Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack, 1737
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"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored"
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'The cow is of bovine ilk, one end is moo, the other is milk' - Ogden Nash 'When I die I want peole to look up to me - I'm going to be buried in a tree' - can't remember who said that, or this one 'A good sermon should be like a mini skirt, short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the subject'!
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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. ~~ Will Rogers
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"...we welcome you to crackerbox palace...we've been expecting you" ~ George
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" try to realize...it's all within yourself.......no one else...can make you change" ~ George
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"Fairest Cordelia, that art most rich, being poor; Most choice, forsaken; and most loved, despised!" - William Shakespeare, King Lear, 1.1.253
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rich is rich poor is a chore wealthy is healthy low income is ho hum and the working classes? will just keep....... loving and learning...and hoping and working.......their arses off!
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"I don't have much in my life But take it - it's yours" Morrissey
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"We come into life with nothing...and we leave with nothing.......and everything in between.......is a gift"
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"to do is to be"--Nietsche "to be is to do"--Kant "do be do be do"--Sinatra
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" Some do little and think they do a lot...while some do a lot and think they're doing little "