Paul, I fractured my elbow and I have to get an x-ray tomorrow. If the machine malfunctions and I get super powers, will you join my super team?
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RE: ~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
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RE: ~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
Paul, Am I allowed to take all the stupid Beatles fans that are on the internet (mostly LiveJournal... nobody ever go on there, that's where the crazies linger), bring them to an island and keep them there for eternity? Trust me, it's much better off this way. I like the fans that come up to me when I'm ordering food and tell me how much they love my John tattoo. I do not like the fans who tell me... well you don't want to know, I swear. You can only imagine. Beatles fans are even crazier than you Beatles yourselves. Anyway Pail, hope you're doing just wonderful. Danica. ALSO. Crossover, that is the best dream I've ever heard.
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RE: ~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
Crossover, bb I don't hate you! -hugs- Dear Pail, Yeah, hey. Okay so. My birthday is in thirteen days and I'm REALLY needing you to help me with this. So. You may not know this... but a while ago I married John and Yoko. So he's my husband and she's my wifey. Now... I really, really want us to live on a farm in Utah with a pet flamingo named Charles. And we were looking to have company over every once in a while, sort of like a family reunion. All I'm asking is that when we invite you, you leave Ringo at home, you keep your goat jokes to yourself and don't eat all of the potato salad. Thanks in advance, Danica.
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RE: ~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
Chillax, love. I don't care if you don't like her, not my deal. But is it really fair to say she broke up the band? They wouldn't ever just let some chick roll up in there and let her break 'em all apart. It's just silly! I usually thoroughly enjoy your posts and have a laugh reading them, so don't even take that post seriously. Usually I'm just mocking myself since I seem to repeat myself about the subject a lot. So no need to get angry, m'dear. It's not worth it.
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RE: ~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
Dear Paulie, Don't you hate Beatles fans that constantly say Yoko broke up the Beatles even though you said she didn't? They usually follow every word that has ever passed your lips, I wonder why they still don't understand. Perhaps it's the fact that they weren't there and it's not even their business since they don't know you, Yoko OR John? I think so too. Thank you for having sense, Danica.
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Paul, I know you're an avid Beyonce fan and I recognize that. So if you'd like, I will do the Single Ladies dance for you, complete with the black outfit. Mhmm, I went there.
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Paul, I love you and everything but... Wonderful Christmastime? Really? Seriously?
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RE: What Beatles Item did you last buy?
My Beatles mono box set came today! And I also bought two Beatles DVDs-- just some performance DVDs. And then I also bought Gimme Some Truth (DVD) yesterday. They really do steal all of my money.
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RE: Silly questions for Paul
paperbackwriter909:
why don't you call your best friends? ahaha just wondering...
He better invite us to the America's Next Top Model finale party he'll be hosting or we are done professionally.
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RE: What Concerts are you going to this year?
Seeing thenewno2 in November, happy belated birthday to me!
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RE: ~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
Dear Paul, I need money and a box of apple cinnamon Cheerios. Pronto. Thanks, Danica
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RE: Moving Pictures - a thread for YouTube clips of the Beatles!
B'awww, very cute. You can tell even though Paul said he was alright (well, more like nodded and prayed he wouldn't fall over haha), John knew he wasn't. If I was Paul and I had gastric flu, I definitely wouldn't be attending any interviews, that's for sure!
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RE: ~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
Hey now. Never say never! You all won't be laughing when I wake up one morning and find John sitting on my front porch with a big red bow stuck to his forehead!
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RE: ~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
Dear best friend, You seem to be a wise fellow with a lot of wisdom under your belt (literally and non-literally if you catch my double entendre drifty drift...) and I just have a bit of a favour to ask of you. It's nothing big but you know... my birthday is coming up soon and a lot of people most likely are not sure what to buy me. Since you are a new best friend it's okay if you don't know either. I mean, I'm not going to blame you or anything. Even though I am a little disappointed that you did not invite us to that Yankees game. I mean, it's not hard to pick up a telephone and call us. Or if you're not comfortable using a telephone, a carrier pigeon would have also worked. I do know, however, you may be a little hesitant to send snail mail since it has come to my understanding that Ringo stopped his fan mail run because of you. You sent him a letter every single day, didn't you? It's cool, we don't judge here so if you did don't be afraid to speak up. There's therapy for those kinds of things, you know. You can get rid of this problem so Ringo will stop taking out all of his senile, old man frustrations on us poor, ever suffering fans. Anyway, back to my birthday present. I will be turning nineteen so it only seems fit that you buy me a bottle of Scotch (I live in Canada and the drinking age is 19, so no worries. We can split it too if you want, I'm open to those kinds of things) and a pony. I mean, every nineteen year old deserves a pony, right? Well that's just how I see it. But in addition to the Scotch and the pony, I have one teeny tiny small request for my birthday. This is what I would like: http://tinypic.com/r/os61hh/3 Now I know what you're thinking, Paul. "Good lord, Danica. Where will I be able to find you John Lennon in time for your birthday?!" Well Paul, I have a great suggestion for you. It's simple, really. All you have to do is just build a time machine and bring him back to the future. From what year of his life, it does not matter. I am never picky when it comes to John. And you might be skeptical about giving him to me but I think everybody here can agree that I am the most suitable person for this endeavor. Besides it will be my birthday... and I will make puppy eyes if I need to. Puppy. Eyes. Just give it a thought, Paul. Are you really going to sit here and tell a young woman that you simply will not give her what she wants for her birthday? I think not. I am not asking for much, Paul. I am not asking for much. Thanks best friend, Danica.
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RE: What Beatles Item did you last buy?
WixRocks!:
haha, I got myself a card with john lennon's imagine drawing on it and when you opened it it sang give peace a chance
Where did you find that? I want that more than life itself haha. Especially since I have a tattoo of his self portrait drawing, so I collect tons of things that have it on it.
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RE: Silly questions for Paul
Okay, Paulie. I've got a scenario for you. Let's say you're walking down the street and you decide you'd like to purchase something from the vending machine. And you get to the vending machine but a ninja pops out and asks you, "Either give me a quarter or we fight." So you weigh your options and fighting the ninja seems like the better fit. Mostly because you don't have a lot of money on you and you need that quarter to purchase your Snickers bar. So without that quarter, your trip to the vending machine would be deemed pointless. So! You tell the ninja that you are willing to fight him and he allows you to pick one person to help you. The only catch is that the ninja is allowed to create your choices and you can only pick one. So naturally you agree because you wouldn't ever turn down a challenge like this! Especially when a crowd of bikers gather around to witness the fight. My question is, who would you choose to help you in the fight against the ninja? Your choices are: Larry King (Hey, he has the dinosaurs on his side! ;)) Courtney Love (She's crazy) Phil Spector (He can kill Let It Be, he can kill a prostitute, he can most definitely kill a ninja) Now, you can only choose one, so choose wisely. And if you're curious as to who the ninja has on their side, they will have the creator of Legos, Ole Kirk Christiansen. Go.
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RE: ~For Sir Paul Maccartney~ Fans write your messages here
Paul, I will have my financial accountant contact your financial accountant.
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RE: Collecting Beatles Memorabilia!
I saw the Butcher cover at a market in Camden when I was on vacation and... did not buy it. I do not know why. I regret it every day.
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RE: What Beatles Item did you last buy?
PaulaJ:
England is my favourite place to be. They have a wonderful shop attached to The Beatles Story museum in Liverpool. You could really go overboard buying stuff there! And they play Beatles music nice and loud. Makes you want to hang around a lot longer.
Oh my god, The Beatles Story store is fabulous. Have you been to the Beatles shop on Baker? I spent like, an hour in there haha. Last Beatles item I bought? The Box of Vision. www.boxofvision.com What can I say? I'm a sucker for Beatles memorabilia!
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RE: What Concerts are you going to this year?
I went to No Doubt late last month and met Gwen after the concert... what a treat, she came out in the rain and was very nice. Paul on July 17th, 18th and August 15th! And I hope to see Kings of Leon on September 20th. Missed Dylan earlier in the year--very disappointed in myself for not going to that, haha.